JAAN PANDEY: A DEADLY VIRUS

A term coined in by a friend way back in collage days, where in we used 2 call a parson Mr Know all variety — a dreaded disease spread by a deadly virus “Jaan Pandey” had gripped the mankind especially of the Indian sub continent of the Asia Pacific. All through in the struggle of a career 1 forgot of n thought that have been eradicated! Alas!, of late noticed the virus is back with renewed vigor across the various strata of the society. U find persons suffering from in n around us every now n then.

Victims:

• Man — my apologies an Individual, my personal observation (may b wrong 2) is that the virus grips the fairer counterpart more passionately! Like a female anopheles’ mosquito that’s responsible 4 Malaria, the male strains of this virus “Jaan Pandey” must be more potent n cause 4 the disease.

Symptoms:

• Once gripped the individual assumes 2 be possessed of all the knowledge “Mr Know all” kind.
• Is not open 2 n shuts down all inroads to new knowledge or even inputs. Things like book n any reading material 2 is detested.
• In terminal cases victims r reported 2 have developed phobia 4 any material that contains pearls of wisdom. So grave that at times one is blinded n the virus puts such an impregnable cordon to inroads that forces the person to neglect n negate even bits of information’s or wisdom which may b 4 his own benefit.

Cure:

• Yet 2 b developed! Anyone aware of or working in this direction please notify the breakthrough immediately may not b 4 personal gains but 4 the benefit of society at large.
  

Bottom-line: A personal reward for a person who can tame this virus for a directed use, may b our Govt may consider it’s deployment along our porous border with B’dash that continue 2 remain a point of concern. May b our counterparts in Khaki posted there b put to better use elsewhere.